Stupid Infections

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....

Blach!! This week has ultimately sucked so far. Seems like my Bartholin or something or another gland is infected and it hurts to live right now!! to move, to breath, to eat, to walk, to sit down, to anything!! So...needless to say...the whole workout regime has totally suffered because of it and I HATE IT!!!

I am craving to go out to the stairs soooo sooo bad...I wanna go out and work up a sweat...and I CAN'T!!!!! THIS ROYALLY SUCKS!!! Bloody hell....so now I go off and stuff my face because Im depressed...

That is if I can get to the bloody kitchen without falling down and withering in pain!

Blach.

And the WORST part is...that if this thing doesn't feel better by tomorrow...I might have to get surgery on it! How nasty is that!!! BLACH!!!!

PEACE

OHMIGAWD!!!

Anne Hathaway Smokes???

OH MY GAWD!!!! SERIOUSLY??!?! Wow....never would have guessed that. I guess normally (like 2 weeks ago) I wouldn't have cared but recently...

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After over a decade of killing myself by inhaling nicotine, tar and lots of other nasty nasty chemicals that give you smelly yellow fingers, cancer, and nasty gooey yellow/green shit coming up every morning, I have descended into the life of a former smoker!

Well...like...a little bit of a lie. I did crack this past weekend hangin; with my bud little J....smokin' a J...but....I reentered the status Monday. My number one goal right now (oddly it isn't fitness related...but it IS health related) is to make ONE WEEKEND...JUST ONE (for now) without crackin'.

I have quit before but it seems every weekend is like...once the drink or the kron hits its like....GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE...

Well...THIS weekend...me and hubby J, are going up to Edmonton to see the body worlds show
and we are staying over Sat night. He is a former smoker so I know that I won't have any loved ones tempting me...lets just hope I can ignore all da strangers around!!!! I tink I can do it...Wish me luck!!!

Peace For Now!!!

We're Not THAT Bad ARE WE?!?!?

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Slacker!!!

So you know those people that think they can just do things half-assed and still get the results that come to people that actually work their ASS off.

Hi! My Name Is Karolina And I Am A Slacker....

I got up at the good ol' time of 5ish today to go meet my best bud at the stairs...so I went...texted her to say I was running a few minutes late...scared that she was going to crap on me for being late. And lo and behold! What do I see when I get to the stairs? An empty parking lot! What?!?! NO!!! J wouldn't sleep in...she wouldn't be late without letting me know...

So I call her number....no answer....hm.....

Call it again....no answer.....WOMAN!!!

Call ONE more time before I decide to FUCK IT and go do it alone. No answer but almost immediately I get a text...sorry...slept in...see you wed.

Right...thanks BIOTCH!!!!

Grr....so I go at it alone....and I had some extras planned to in order to increase our heart rate cuz J complained about that a little on Friday....

I did everything I wanted to do...but missed ALOT of what I should have done.

Wanted to go up the stairs at least 5 times...only went up for.

NEW GOAL - go up 6 times on Wednesday!

That's the only goal I am going to make right now. The other one is for me and J to do the entire ab workout without taking any extended breaks and non-stop. That one might take away...only because I have no motivation.

Today is the day I start the 100 push up challenge!!! I did the test yesterday and only made 9 pushups....well....I totally could have done more but....that would have put me in the next level...and I was too scared that I wouldn't be able to start off at the highest level so I am sticking with level 2!

My man J, is doing it with me too...tried calling him to tell him to do the trial test....but SOMEONE decided not to go to work today and NOW...he isn't answering the phone. I sometimes wonder.

Well...that's all I got for now....got a GREAT idea in my head for another on of my theoretical posts.....can't wait!

Peace Out!

~*~GLUTTONY~*~

An Overindulgence of food and drink, perhaps intoxicants. For some...it is considered one of the Seven Deadly Sins.


OOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooooooo Scaaarrrryyyy.....


Seriously now...really? Eating too much? Drinking too much? Smokin' too much? WOW....no shit, eh!? Indulging into ones nasty wants and desires is a sin?

Of course it is...a sin is something that violates "society's morals and values. Who exactly decides "society's" morals and values? Is it a combination of everything? Or do the people in power decide? Who is in power? In countries the government obviously. But they only make laws that involve mortal sins. Theft, murder....those sort of things. You know you are going to kill someone...you know you want to steal that pretty little car, or those nice diamond earrings. Granted....some people claim to commit these sins accidentally.

Bullshit.

Unless you are an invalid, you cannot do something as heinous as killing someone. But we aren't talking about something as serious as taking away someones life are we now? No...we are talking about a different kind of sin, one that involves ones own morals and values...ones love for life. Because, in my humble opinion,....if you love life....you wont commit yourself to a life full of anguish and despair. You wont take your life and turn it into a butter ball with no end in sight. You wont sit on your couch Friday nights with your sexay man and stuff your mouth full of Dr. Pepper, 5 cent and 25 cent candies, chocolate and buffalo chicken strips.

You wont take everything you've worked for that past week. All the hard hours, the thousands of steps ran up, the hundreds of push-ups and sit-ups. The cups of sweat that escaped your body as you attempted to burn off all those foods that you took for granted. All those foods that you are even though you knew that you didn't need that food. You didn't need to drink that glass of Dr.Pepper...heck...you really DIDN'T need that whole litre of Dr. Pepper now did you?

No, you didn't. And you really didn't need to finish off your entire dinner....three pieces was enough...you didn't need 6.

But you do. You do waste it...all for one night with a full and bloating stomach, feeling like shit.

I love my life...really I do. Just sometimes....I go overboard....

I don't know when to stop...even though I know I should. I ignore that little voice in my head that says ENOUGH ALREADY!!! You don't need anymore.

I commit the sin of Gluttony...to the point that everything around me is going to waste.

What a waste of life...living like that eh?

Terrorism....

I was sitting here watching a video on the Elisabeth Fritzl, who has finally been able to talk to a judge about what happened to her the 24 years she was imprisoned in a 'dungeon' by her father.

Sick.

Pressed the back button and another headline caught my eye.

"Officials confirm 16th death in listeriosis outbreak."

For some reason, that got the balls rolling in my head and I came up with a thought.

Check this out.

Alright,...I JUST realized this...its 9/11 today....CRAZY day to think of this thought eh?

So ever since 9/11 happened, there was this big lock down on like....EVERYTHING. Border security increased, the biggest change probably occurred in air travel. Especially since those idiots were arrested in Britain with a whole bunch of liquid stuff they could make into explosives.

Intrusion into our lives. For instance...I'm pretty sure the whole US and whoever the hell else force is out there right now scanning the Internet and websites for any secret meetings or messages left by various sides of this whole War on Terrorism stuff.

That whole networking thing that the CIA is working on in the States is pretty cool though. Like a facebook type program but more information sharing instead you know? I wouldn't mind getting a peak at that..not like THAT would ever happen.

K...got off topic here...lets back track.

So all the laws and regulations governing what a person was aloud to take on their person when boarding a plane and everything like that increased, right? And I read today, that the terror alert has been at its LOWEST since 9/11.

Hmmmm......

Well....what if the terrorists have been attacking us but....in the most deadliest, silent way?

How many "Outbreaks" of food poisoning have there been this year? Off the top of my head (because I HATE researching shit).

There was the salmonella outbreak in tomato's in the states...that of course reached ALL the way up here. Then there was the Jalapenos...and now this listeriosis outbreak in Canada that has killed 16 already.

What if all these terrorists figured that while they are trying to kill us in BIG quantities - because I don't care WHO the hell you are and what the FUCK you say....Canadians may as well in included in all the hatred that is aimed at the Americans. I know I know. I don't agree with it either, but we have no choice. They are our bloody neighbours, enough of the idiots live with us (and don't say I'm racist Bitches...I live with a Former Marine...an American living in Canada....can't say I'm racist now can ya hoes?) that we are pretty much considered "Little America" even if NO ONE in Canada thinks so.

On with the point.

So...the head honcho terrorists are trying and trying to think of big ways to kill us with huge booms and bangs and lots of explosives that blast our bodies in bloody bits miles apart. In the meantime, the middle dudes...there are thinking of other ways to kill us. Slowly, not to many at a time because you don't want to attract attention to that sort of thing.

And then the low level terrorists, they actually go out and figure our how to make it happen. Whether they infiltrate meat packaging plants, work at farms and fields tending vegetables, they are the ones that follow through.

So next time your browsing through the grocery store and you pick up an apple...or maybe an orange, grapefruit...carrots, cucumbers, or celery....think where it came from. Is it organic? Because if it is...you probably don't have too too much to worry about.

But did it come from somewhere else? Somewhere in the states....perhaps even overseas (the other day I bought a couple of apples from FIJI!!!!).

Do you KNOW who is handling your food....?? Do you really know where it came from? What if someone took a needle and infected it with something? Some sort of virus, that as soon as you bite into the juicy, crunchy apple from Fiji...you wont catch a deadly disease and spend the rest of your days withering in absolute pain with no relief in sight?

I'm thinking of starting a greenhouse.

Peace OUT!!!

I suck

Wow...so I totally suck..

I was so excited to get my computer and back into blog land that I decided to completely ignore it and go AWOL.

BUT I M BACK!!!!

K...first things first....b-day on Friday was EXCEEELLLLENT!!! Of course I drank WAY to much and pigged out WAY to much....but check this shit out....

I got up in the morning....(well it was afternoon because I slept until two....I think I was [] that close to actually poisoning myself....NOT good...but the shots were SOOOOO worth it).

ANYWAYS....I got up at two...and WOW...well first off....did I ever look pretty damn good for a hung over girl...took a couple of pics with the webcam on me new labby tryin' it out and they turned out SUPER. Granted I had mascara smudges and the whole lot but I looked REALLY good....or maybe I was still drunk and thought I did? lol

ANYWAYS....wow...I like that anyways thing...I always seem to go off on a tangent when telling a story...just like now...

So...ANYWAYS.....I took a peepee....the other one too...took a shower....was getting dressed when I decided to step on the scale and check out the number....

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145

Thats right....One Hundred and Forty Five....

THAT is a Number that I Can't EVER Remember Seeing....the lowest number I ever remember is 115 and I was like....11-14 range....I can't even remember how old I was.

Okay...so THAT is a total call for celebration. I am officially ONE.ONE pounds away from being leaving the overweight category on the BMI scale and entering the.....

NORMAL Range!!!!!

Crazy eh?

And I really don't think that stage is that far off considering I am doing that stairs workout three times a week with J. I can't wait to see results on my legs....Ima having the sexiest legs in the nation!! WOOHOOO SO EXCITE!!!!!

Other then that....

Message back and forth with my old old friend U, shes going to a cat scan today...well she already went and is awaiting results. I hope nothing super bad is wrong with her....we aren't friends anymore but once upon a time we were like bestest buds in the whole world...I miss those days...I miss her to tell you the truth...but its not like I would EVER tell HER that...nope...not me! I don't do stuff like that....UH UH!!!!!!

Well...I tink I done here for now....Peace OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!